What are your delivery times?

We try to get our packages out the door in 2-7 days, with most of them being sent out under three days. Then the delivery carrier kicks in from there. Check the delivery options on your shopping cart for more information. We have a range of options for all budget and patience levels.

Sales tax, uggh?

Some of our shirts are born and raised in CA. They leave their fluffy little nests in CA to travel to your sun-soaked doorsteps and as a result they are subject to applicable state taxes.

This happens in most other states too (minus the sunshine) because we have products manufactured and shipped from many regions.

We only charge taxes where applicable. It does add a few dollars to your order, but, it really isn’t worth moving to Idaho, is it?

Why don’t you ship to my country?

The world is huge and has more countries than we’ve ever heard of. Some countries just haven’t been set up in our system yet. Send us a message on the Contact page and we’ll try to get your neck of the woods set up as a matter of urgency.

Products other than shirts?

Shirts are our bread and butter but that isn’t some people’s jam. We are always looking at ways to expand our store so if you have any requests or suggestions, please hit us up on our contact page.

Where’s my stuff?

Sometimes the pipes get blocked up. If you have waited patiently for the number of business days mentioned in shipping information, you can do the following things:

  • Check with your local post office to see if they have been hoarding away your stuff. This happens more often than you would think.
  • Customs may be holding on to your shirts, trying them on and taking selfies. Customs can sometimes take longer than expected and they have been know to misplace an item or two. Contact customs and ask them if they’ve seen your stuff.

If you get no joy from the post office, and you’ve been uber-patient with the hard working folks at customs, contact us with your order number and your full delivery address and we’ll try to sort things out.

I want to return something?

Please see our Returns Policy for more information about getting your stuff back to us.

Did you really make and photograph all these shirts for the website?

Unfortunately, we couldn’t perform such a monumental feat. We have so many design/color/size/gender combinations that the universe would contract before we finished the job. What we did do though, is create mockups of each shirt using pictures of actual shirt blanks from our supplier. We have made every effort to make sure the shirt you see is pretty much the shirt you’ll get. Our image gnomes carefully mapped out each shirt and have applied lighting and distortion techniques to make each print look as realistic as possible. We think they’re some of the best mockups out there. Maybe now you’ll start to notice how bad most shirt shops are with their mockups.

What’s my size?

Check out the size charts on each product and find where your body fits. Please choose carefully because we don’t do returns for incorrect size choice.

What about encryption?

We value privacy and security (and dignity) very highly. We have SSL encryption for our whole site! As for payments, they currently are encrypted through our payment gateways and your details are secure.